December 2009
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On a conversation I had when I was a mall Santa
legos:
alanharris:
“And what would you like for Jesus’ birthday, little boy?” I asked.
“For Christmas I want legos!” He said excitedly because children are stupid and get excited over things like that.
“Not world peace?” I said.
“No! Legos!” He yelled.
“What about ending world hunger?”
“NO! I WANT LEGOS!”
“What about solving homelessness? Why there’s little boys just like you that don’t...